Hilarious Quotes of Patience Jonathan that Live Forever

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Former First Lady of Nigeria, Dame Patience Jonathan who is the wife of the Ex-President of Nigeria Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, born on 25 October, 1957 in Port Harcourt. She is such a Philanthropist, supportive wife and caring mother and not too forget so soon that she was also an actor and a comedian, as in she dey catch her cruise steadily.

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Almost all Nigerians will honestly confess how they miss Dame Patience Jonathan as the first lady of the federation because she has been the source for so many jokes, clips and even memes that can crack your ribs.

Patience Jonathan Funny Quotes;

“Buhari is a child crawling at 72, he has nothing to offer”

“I will never contest election in Nigeria. Whenever my husband retires, I will go back home with him.”

“I will rather kill myself than commit suicide.”

“The President was once a Child and the Senators were once a Children”

“My Fellow Widows…”

“Na Only You Waka Come”

“My Husband, Goodluck Jonathan and Sambo is a quiet people”

“Ojukwu is a great man, he died but his manhood lives on”

“Chai!! Chai!! There is God oh”

“On behalf of 2million, I donate my family” Oh what a good hearted woman 😂😂

Speaking to supporters in Calabar she said:

“Stone anyone chanting Change”

“When Maryam Babangida and Mariam Abacha built the Women Centre and the National Hospital they did not carry the buildings when they left government. I will not go with the peace mission building.  Women should resist being used to kick against the project. If the project was for men the budget for the project would have long been passed.”

“The PDP is a party that talks less and does more, unlike the APC that tells new lies every week. When you catch them today, they will tell another lie tomorrow. We (PDP) do not tell you about change because we are not bus conductors that ask for change.”

“If we women of Nigeria don’t appreciate Goodluck and we are looking for bus conductor, it is left for us.”

“Those promising you change did not recognize nor regard women when they were in office and it is better you follow a man who has promised to do more for the nation and sworn to keep it.”

“Yes we are all happy for the effort, it is not easy to carry second in an international competition like this one” – Addressing Press men after Female Under 19 Fifa World Cup

“My Heart feels sorry for these Children who have become Widows by losing their Parents for one reason or another…”

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“Why will Boko haram bomblast churches on Christmas day, they don’t have respect for Jesus, they are a very bad person, In fact I’m a sadder woman right now and Mr. President is more saddest.”

“My Husband and Sambo is a good people”

“Vote UMBLERRA and press your finger for UMBLERRA”

“We all have HIV/AIDS except that some of us are positive and some are negative”

“Thank you very much the people of Kogi. This time around I came to thank you very well. I brought some gift for you, I brought rice, I brought meat, I brought brocade. I brought many things for you. It is not for election but to thank you very well”

Describing Buhari she said pidgin;

“Wetin him dey find again? Him dey drag with him pikin mate. Old man wey no get brain, him brain don die pata pata.” 😂😂😂😂

“A good mother takes care of his children”

“We should have love for our fellow Nigerians irrespective of their Nationality”

“I was just doing my own thing not knowing that in far away Asia everything was being noted. I want to assure you all that with God’s help I will do more. My grandma used to say: Whatever little you have, share ; If you have a thousand and you can’t share, you won’t share a million if you have” -Dame Patience Jonathan when presented a doctorate degree in South Korea, 2013.

“The day I came back , I said God I have nothing to say , I offer myself to you. I will be doing things that will touch the lives of the less privileged.”

“Mama Peace” has popularly known is a funster that can never be forgotten for her good works. What is your favorite Patience Jonathan quotes? Let us know in the comment section.

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